Weekly News Roundup - Sept. 22nd, 2023

Piastri in papaya through 2026, Red Bull's potential return to dominance, and more!

Happy Friday, friends! Did you remember that last night was the 21st night of September? I hope everyone dusted off their Earth, Wind & Fire vinyls/CDs/cassettes for a delightful 3 minutes and 34 seconds just to stuff them back into storage until next year.

We’ve had an eventful week of news, all covered for you below, along with a preview of the race weekend at Suzuka ahead. Let’s get into it!

News Roundup

Race Preview: Japanese Grand Prix

The Japanese Grand Prix has been a long-time fan and driver favorite, as the figure-8 Suzuka Circuit never fails to deliver an entertaining race. I dug into the archives in preparation for this weekend and came across some thrilling and historic races:

Let’s hope for another historic race this weekend! Here’s what I’m anticipating:

  1. A big weekend for Aston Martin (specifically for Alonso). After a disappointing finish in Singapore, expect to see the Spaniard fighting back near the top. We will see if Lance Stroll can keep up with the old dog…

  2. Red Bull back on top at a track that suits the RB19 performance. The Suzuka track is a little more balanced between power and downforce (more high-speed corners and longer straights, see here to learn more), and I expect to see Max back on the podium.

  3. Haas to drop back down the order after a glimmer of hope last weekend. The American team has struggled with tyre degradation all season, and Suzuka’s high speed corners will not be friendly to the VF-23.

  4. Alpine and Alpha Tauri to both drop back in the order. Suzuka favors power significantly more than Marina Bay, so expect a tough weekend for the hometown hero (I’m still rooting for you, Yuki!).

  5. Alfa Romeo and Williams to pick things back up this weekend. Suzuka is vaguely similar to Silverstone with its higher speed corners - Williams posted a strong performance at the British Grand Prix with P8 for Albon and a season-best P11 for Sargeant. Alfa Romeo are more confident in the upgrade package they brought to Singapore - the team is hopeful for a points finish this weekend at a track where Bottas finished P1 in 2019 with Mercedes.

  6. Ferrari to remain near the top after a strong weekend in Singapore. The tifosi should be hopeful for the rest of the season as the team seems to have figured something out with the aerodynamic package after struggling with tyre degradation early on. Ferrari has also brought a new floor this weekend that may further improve the package. However, Charles Leclerc was a sitting duck when Mercedes came charging at Marina Bay, so the team will need to be careful and potentially hope for a well-timed safety car to give them an extra boost.

Way too Early Bold Predictions

Quali

  1. NOR

  2. VER

  3. SAI

Race

  1. VER

  2. NOR

  3. PIA

With McLaren’s significant updates, the MCL60 is expected to be a star performer this weekend. I’m predicting a double podium for the Papaya after Lando claims pole position on Saturday. Despite the new upgrades, I still suspect it will be impossible to hold off Super Max from the top of the podium.

Social Media Post of the Week

Fernando Alonso’s helmet for the Japanese Grand Prix - what an absolute beauty! Apparently, Alonso is a longtime admirer of Samurai culture and is paying homage to that with this new design.

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